toxicwinner:

the smarter u are the more men arent funny 

thirstiest:

nentindo:

hokeyfright:

can the science side of tumblr explain this

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swag • per • a • tion /swaəgpərashion/

adj. To channel the swagger inside of you and turn it into pure teleportation energy.

i.e. “dude, this party blows, i’m swagperating out of here”

this person wrote a noun, listed it as an adjective, and defined and used it as a verb

gallifreyancouch:

sinfulmachine:

"can i look through your sketchbook"

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"hey what are you writing can i see"

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lebaenese:

I’m not like other girls :)…I’m a sea monster

cumsock:

put this sticker on my ass

cumsock:

put this sticker on my ass

blackfemalepresident:

old ass ppl talk shit about my generation until they accidentally disable their wifi and cant figure out how to turn it back on

then im suddenly the mastermind of information & resources

mycroftly:

when guardians of the galaxy finished and the credits started, a few people got up and started leaving and i said to my dad “this process is what i like to call ‘weeding out the weak’” and the woman in front of me heard me and laughed so hard she choked on her drink

driveshaftgroupie:

skypestripper:

when u burn someone in front of ur friends

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